We're in trouble with this girl...

Me: "Kaylie, what do you want to be when you grow up?"

Kaylie: "A tooth."

Me: "A tooth? You mean, you want to be a dentist and work on teeth?"

Kaylie: "No!! I want to BE a tooth... or maybe some hair."

umm.... ok.... let's try the question another way

Me: "Kaylie, what do you want to DO when you grow up?"

Kaylie: "DRINK WINE!!!!!"

Oh dear...